Looking back over the week…

Phase 1
Happy Monday!

You are listening to jazz. Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music. After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal. This is what you feel like at month end.

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop. You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish, and suffer from constipation. Your co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking “WHATEVAH” about your boss.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP. After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a “good hair day” feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head. You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your boss’ picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place.