David after dentist….
Youch!!!!
Be happy it is Saturday and the dentist office is closed.
Your friend,
Fisher
Dear Fisher,
Oh dear, oh dear. Holiday time again. Every time the family starts to talk about guests coming and menus and gifts, they give me that “what could she possibly do this year look.” I did make a real fool of myself last year when the guests came into the dining room for Thanksgiving dinner and there I was, hind foot up in the air, having a bath in the middle of their elegant dinner table.
I feel bad that my humans worry about me and my bad behavior this year. I see it in their looks and hear it in their voices. What can I do to make things up to them and prove I’m not going to ruin dinner again.
Allie
Dear Allie,
My, my, I got the picture. Not only could I see you as the holiday centerpiece, I could almost hear gasping. It took me a while to remove the image of a beautiful table, fine crystal stemware and soft glowing candles. Not to mention the big turkey with stuffing and all the other great smelling food. You did not happen to do a little sampling, did you? Never mind. Don’t answer that.
You were a bad kitty, yes, but it could have been worse. There could have been a putrid smell of burning fur had you not paid proper attention to the candles and accidentally set yourself on fire. What if you sampled the turkey dressing which likely contains sage? Sage can do a number on your gastrointestinal system and, in more simple terms, cause a major tummy ache which could completely overpower the food, scented candles, and burnt fur smells. Yes, it could have been a lot worse!
Follow these suggestions to help your people feel assured you will not do a repeat of last year:
- 1. Stay completely out of the dining room. When they are paying attention to you, walk toward the entryway, then proudly turn around and walk away.
- 2. Stay completely out of the kitchen. You want them to feel comfortable that you are not interested in the yummy food smells.
- 3. Practice calm and aloofness at all times until, say, President’s Day.
And remember, there is a magical law honored by pet people: You can do some pretty stupid things and they will still always love you.
Your friend,
Fisher
Dear Fisher,
I am a 9 year old, 15 lb part main coon and I’ve been with my parents since I was 1. I’ve always preferred to live inside and we’ve never had a big home and we’ve always shared a bathroom. When I was 2 or 3, I started to poop on the floor right in front of my litter box, but just when it started to drive my folks crazy, I’d poop in the litter box again. I’ve never had a problem with the litter box when I pee, but I’m getting to the point where I’ll poop just outside the box 10 times for every one time I use the box.
My parents clean out the box every day and they’ve been consistent with the litter since I was a kitten. I can tell they are upset because now they’ve started putting a little bit of my food where I poop, trying to discourage me, but I’ve been stubborn and that doesn’t work. They’ve even tried to lock me in the bathroom with my food, but it didn’t work and my mom thought that was mean, so they let me out.
I know my mom loves me no matter what, but my dad is getting very impatient and keeps mentioning that maybe I should move, but my mom won’t let me go. I’m already in an extra-large litter box that fits me well and there isn’t room for 2 separate boxes, but when they tried it anyway, I just peed in both and pooped on the floor. I hope you can help me!
Nishy
Dear Nishy,
My, my. It is obvious your people love you dearly. Even your dad is just mustering up some alpha cat to let you know you need to behave. They have gone to great lengths to get you to poop inside the box again.
Your humans have covered the most common reasons for your behavior. A quick review:
- the box is clean, large enough for you, and the litter is not new to you
- litter box is located in the bathroom where it is fairly quiet, no appliances making sudden noises
- you have some privacy
You did not give me information on whether or not you have had a complete check-up at the vet clinic. Perhaps this was on purpose. Anytime behavior is on the side of “oh, no, now I have to clean up after you again,” it is good to make sure there are no physical causes.
Some cats just do not like to poop and pee in the same place. It can be that simple. If you have a rug or carpet next to your litter box and that is the surface you prefer to poop on, your parents can get another box (smaller) and put a piece of carpet in it. The carpet will need changing daily, so find a good source of carpet scraps. As you are happily using this new arrangement, your parents can add a little litter over the top of the carpet. If the floor is smooth, they can supply you with an empty box with a small amount of litter at one end so you can practice covering up again. You may always require this special arrangement or you may one day just decide to practice behavior that will please your bathroom-mates.
The Humane Society offers some worthy tips and advice. Check out
solving litter box problems.
Even though your folks have tried every trick in the book, something may just spark a new solution.
You are not the only one, Nishy, but you are the only one your mom and dad have to deal with. Work with them, OK?
Your friend,
Fisher
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I love to get mail. Most exciting is when it comes to my post office in the form of a package. This time was not a surprise, though, as I was asked to review a new little book by Chronicle Books, released last month. The book? The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide for cats!
We all know how curious cats can be. We also know cats are quite self-sufficient and have a lot of pride. In this instance, curiosity won.
Authors: David Borgenicht and Ben H. Winters, with illustrations by Brenda Brown
As soon as we opened the package, my first thought was, This really is a pocket guide – fine-tuned and pocket ready. That is when pride won over curiosity and I concluded the authors likely realized that we cats just do not do Worst-Case Scenarios, hence the small size.
In their introduction, the authors write of the new kitten who really is a fun and cuddly pet, but then…
They act as if they own us, or as if they are gracing us with their presence. And sometimes, they even become downright difficult, scratching new furniture, marking territory, coughing up hairballs….
What? This is not going well. Only after reading on did I realize they are writing about the WORST-case scenarios. I forgave them and continued.
First you will find instructions to get a cat out of a tree. Very interesting with a surprise solution. It is so remarkable I think my staff was considering chasing me up a tree just to try it. Curious, anyone?
Much of the book is about different scenarios that must get handled: getting rid of cat pee odors, catnip addiction, and dealing with a cat who is afraid of mice. OK, that is definitely a worst-case scenario! Take a preview look at How to Kitten Proof Your Home.
Many humans have their own ideas of how to handle these difficult situations, but at the moment of distress are they really going to think clearly? The book is a little gem for just such times.
With Brenda’s excellent illustrations and the author’s fine wit, the book is well laced with humor – somewhat dry humor, very similar to a cat’s humor. My favorite section is Things to Make Out of Hairballs. Just to give you an idea, sample suggestions are: make fake sideburns, make piano dampers.
Please visit Chronicle Books to find their neat giveaway for 2010. Chronicle Books also publishes The Worst-Case Scenario pocket guide for dogs.
As for me, I could go on and on but I think I am about to have my own worst-case scenario – the Nightmare Nap. That would be the dream about my staff trying to chase me up a tree so she can try their solution to get me out.
Your friend,
Fisher
Dear Fisher,
I have a problem and I need some advice. Whenever I go potty (#2), I have the urge to drag my bottom along the carpet until I’m all clean. This makes my mom really angry! She took me to the vet last year and they said nothing was wrong with me. She took me to the vet again this year because she was so frustrated at the skid marks I leave on the carpet! They expressed my glands and again told her that there is nothing wrong with me and that they didn’t know why I was doing it. I am sad because it makes my mom so upset, but it really feels good to me. Do you have any advice that would help me stop scooting across the carpet so my mom will be happy again?
Taffy
Dear Taffy,
I must say I am happy your mom took you to the vet to have this problem checked out. And, of course I am very happy that you are just fine. For anyone else out there who experiences this kind of joy ride, it is important to know you could have a gland problem or perhaps a case of worms. I only mention that because I read it somewhere. I am not authorized to give medical advice and suggest always that you first check with your vet whenever you develop suspicious habits.
Cats can be the strictest judges of their own cleanliness. Cats usually do their best to cover up their deposits to the litter box, but sometimes they cannot help but make partial deposits and then are caught in a quandary of how to handle the leftovers. They just know it feels weird or itchy. Carpet scooting becomes the obvious solution.
I have a few ideas for you and your mom:
1. Mom should be aware of your potty habits and use pet wipes (or baby wipes) to help you finish the job upon leaving the litter box. You will both conclude that you either need the help and it is just a fact of life, or, you have developed a bad habit and are willing to break it in order to keep the wipes away from your tush.
2. Your mom can get a hair clipper for cats and clip fur around the area of deposit to avoid “cling-ons” which cause your bum to feel itchy or uncomfortable which then leads to your performance of the Butt Scootin’ Boogie on the carpet.
3. I think this is my best idea – your mom can purchase a small (2 feet x 3 or 4 feet) carpet with a rubber backing to place over the house carpet, and let you do your thing. It might be best if she bought 2 or 3 in order to allow for cleaning time. You, Taffy, are then somewhat obligated to confine your dance to the newly purchased ballroom floor.
You can find more information on wipes, carpet cleaning solutions and litter box fillers at
clean-cats-behind. I cannot stress enough that going to the vet for a check up is absolutely top of all lists of things to do. You have started in the right direction and I hope all others with this inclination will do the same.
Your friend,
Fisher
