Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Become Glamour's Editor-in-Chiefs for a Day

Okay, everyone, let's get started.

We have a really exciting cover coming up,

but we still have a lot to do.

That is so true.

We'll take it from here, thanks.

[all chattering]

These are our cover stars, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

[Paris] They know who we are.

Hi.

We're in the middle of an all hands meeting over here.

Well, technically it's not an all hands meeting.

Why, who's not here? Everybody's here.

You.

What? Guys, guys!

[Paris] Toodles! Bye!

[curtains close]

Okay, great. Who was that?

That's our editor-in-chief.

Cute. Perfect.

So do you guys wanna tell us

how beautiful we are or...?

Kind of intimidated and scared.

That's just how we like it.

Loves it.

[keyboard tapping]

The Simple Life takeover is going, I mean, interesting.

My life has certainly got a lot simpler.

[chains rattling]

This is not...

As co-editors in chief,

what's our single most important responsibility?

Editing all of the articles. No.

Supervising the cover shoot.

No.

Come on, people, dig deep.

Effortlessly serving office iron couture?

Yes.

I like him.

[Paris] Me too.

The most important thing about my job

is editing the stories.

This would be great with nothing underneath.

Life's short, skirts should be the size of a belt.

Look, the run-throughs are very intense

and the editor-in-chief has to make a lot

of tough decisions.

There's a lot of pressure for everyone to get it right.

I just hope they're up for the task.

Not hot.

Not hot.

Not hot. Nm-hmm.

Not...wait,

this one has potential,

but it needs something.

A little snippage.

A little shorter? Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's hot.

[Producer] How are you able to decide

what's hot and what's not so easily?

It's a God-given talent.

You know, Paris and Nicole have been really cool bosses.

They're approachable. They're nice.

They even keep their lunches in the office fridge.

Rookie mistake.

Oh my God. Someone stole our bedazzled Bento boxes.

Seriously? Now what we're gonna do?

The only thing you can do

when someone steals your lunch out of the office fridge.

What's that?

Leave a few passive aggressive post-it notes.

Loves it.

[Nicole] I think they'll get the message.

I just can't believe someone stole our lunches like that.

Like who does that?

Rookie mistake.

How we doing, everybody?

Paris and Nicole, I bumped into them in the hallway.

They told me my jacket was hot.

That set?

We're ready to make some cuts.

Her right?

Look, I'm working really hard.

[taps keyboard]

You're on trial.

I think they've done a great job.

It's not easy being editor-in-chief, believe me.

I definitely know.

But it actually really seems like

they've settled into the role.

[phone rings]

Glamour. This is Nicole.

Glamour. This is Paris.

[phone rings]

We'd love to put you on the cover, Meryl,

but it's gonna cost you.

How many more times do I have to say it?

We need more shoulder pads!

More shoulder pads.

You think that's hot?

That's not hot. And I know hot.

It's simple ABCs. Always Bring Couture.

Always.

Sanasa?

Sanasa.

Sanasa!

Sanasa. Sanasa, Sanasa.

Bedazzled Bento box!

Do I have to spell it out for you?

[sighs] Whoo. What a day!

I'm exhausted.

Me too.

Should I make the call?

Definitely make the call.

[phone rings]

Samantha Barry. Hey Samantha,

this is Paris.

And Nicole.

Hi Paris and Nicole. How's it going?

We are tired. I think we're gonna quit the job.

Bye, gorgeous.

Mm. Right.

I'm back.

[upbeat music]

Let's go shopping.

Loves it.

Yas.

[both sing]

♪ Sanasa, Sanasa, Sanasa-sa, Sanasa ♪

♪ Sanasa, Sanasa! ♪