30 Best Dirty Santa Gifts That’ll Make Everyone LOL and Will Ship Fast

Everyone wants to be wrapped up like a warm burrito in the dead of winter, and this tortilla throw blanket delivers on the impossible. Think of it as a hilarious yet surprisingly functional piece of decor for the perpetually cold person.

We all need a little support sometimes—and this pickle might just do the trick. Our crocheted friend comes with a positive affirmation card and can make a home for itself on their work desk or car.

Say “bye bye bye” to all of the bad eggs this holiday season and beyond. This satirical book takes a hard look at toxic behavior through comedic art and captions.

It’s the holiday gift everyone got 20-plus years ago…in mini form. The millennials in the room are definitely going to fight for this awesome gift.

A bananas gift idea? Not necessarily. This silly little Bluetooth device connects to all kinds of phones and smart home assistants. And even if it gets tucked into a corner to be regifted next year, you can feel good knowing your purchase gave back—1% of all sales go to Gearing Up 4 Gorillas, a UK-based charity dedicated to conservation.

Another oldie but goodie, the Magic 8 Ball is a Dirty Santa or Yankee swap must-have. Will you finally get that raise this year? Reply hazy, try again.

The ultimate stocking stuffer or Dirty Santa gift for millennials, these little green star stickers will bring all the nostalgic vibes.

Fill this unique puzzle with a nice bottle of vino, and watch in amusement as the gift recipient desperately tries to crack it during your Secret Santa gift exchange.

There’s no denying just how silly these magnetic hand-holding socks are, but they’re also beyond delightful. They’ll think of you whenever they look down at their feet.

The gift of sunscreen is a kind gesture—make it silly with this SPF-filled whipped-cream can.

Let’s be real, everyone loves a dip. Help them express their love for it with these in-car sauce holders for ketchup, mustard, and more.

This classic candy roulette game will keep kids entertained and laughably grossed out (spoiled milk jelly beans, anyone?)

Coffee lovers might just think this is the best Christmas gift ever, while others might cringe. Either way, it’s a memorable present for anyone who’s ever had coffee breath. Caffeine not included.

This is a great reference book for a holiday gift exchange with coworkers. The lined journal leaves room for their own notes alongside office snark and sarcasm that is sure to make the whole team crack up.

The beauty of this gift is twofold: It brings both potty humor (always welcome at a Dirty Santa exchange) and usefulness. Whoever snags this toilet-spray set can take the holiday-scented, travel-size bottles with them wherever they go…just in case.

Win a “LOL” from the golfers in your group, and even the ones that don’t play the game at all. The gift includes a toilet rug that doubles as a putting green, a little club, a hole flag, and balls. There’s even a “do not disturb” sign they can hang on the bathroom door.

Hide this imitation drumstick in a bucket of real fried chicken and see how long it takes them to notice.

Get this for the desk of the coworker who gripes that they’re assigned work outside of their job description.

Hopefully you’re not around for the day that they need to use these disposable “just in case” undies.

Okay, but how cool are these chopsticks? They glow like little light sabers. Get them two sets so they can fend off their loved ones when consuming something especially delicious.

The sloth statement on this silly coffee mug is either a reminder to them to take a break—or a message to the world that they will absolutely not be working today.

Give this to the person who always says they don’t need more stuff—a literal pocket of, well, nothing.

Talk about a garbage gift idea: a mini dumpster that acts as a pencil holder for their desk, complete with flame-shaped sticky notes that are too cute to use.

This itty-bitty vacuum really works—and probably really belongs in the Clean Santa gift exchange, as their desks are about to be the cleanest in the office.

This may look like a houseplant but it’s actually a set of coasters they can rearrange in different formations. It’s also a lot harder to kill than the real thing.

Here’s a grate kitchen gadget that no one will expect but everyone will love: a little dracula that makes short work of shredding garlic, ginger, and even nuts.

To play this party game, you have to get your teammates to guess the word on your chosen card—but only by describing it with one-syllable words. If you slip up, you’re smacked with an inflated stick by an opposing team member. It’s ridiculous shenanigans, but leads to a really good time.

For the host whose idea of a Dirty Santa game is decidedly dirtier, opt for this kinky game. It’s modeled after a classic childhood game of pick-up sticks, but on each stick is a naughty truth or dare prompt.