Top 10 reasons cat’s in the tree

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10. I don’t wanna socialize with relatives
9. Something at the bottom looks like snow
8. Hiding out after opening gifts pre-Christmas
7. Making a list of who’s naughty and nice
6. Whatever happens, it won’t be my fault
5. Getting to hear all the new gossip down below
4. Hunkered down to get a peak at Santa
3. Recovering from the sugar cookie I swiped
2. Great-aunt Gertrude brought the damn dog again
1. Help! I got up and I can’t get down

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