Dog rules or dogs rule
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The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
From “My Dog is the World’s Best Dog” by Suzy Becker.
7 Comments
1. Tatum Tot replies at 10th November 2009, 7:40 PM :
Dogs are allowed everywhere! Even where they are not allowed.
2. Sugar replies at 11th November 2009, 7:20 AM :
Woof! Thanks for sharing this poem … LOVE it! I am such a luck dog that I have a such loving and understanding humans that they let me everywhere. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
3. Rebecca replies at 11th November 2009, 7:53 AM :
Awwwww… too funny! Could apply to cats also…
4. ucumari replies at 11th November 2009, 11:32 PM :
Very cute photo and rules! FYI that is not my photo!
5. Junk Drawer Kathy replies at 12th November 2009, 3:22 PM :
Ha! Sounds like my cats, too! Funny!
6. fisher replies at 12th November 2009, 4:00 PM :
Thank you ucumari of Flicker so setting me straight. The photo on this blog is from exfordy by way of Creative Commons. That was very nice of you. I think it is something about my opposable thumbs. Yes, that’s it. Anyway, you are appreciated!
7. Marg replies at 15th November 2009, 10:44 AM :
Well that poem is the best and oh so true. And even more true with cats. What is the saying, cats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one. Well that is sure true at this house.
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