Looking back over the week…
Phase 1
Happy Monday!
You are listening to jazz. Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music. After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal. This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop. You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish, and suffer from constipation. Your co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking “WHATEVAH” about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP. After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a “good hair day” feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head. You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your boss’ picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
Dear Fisher,
Two months ago my human Mom got a job that lets her work at home. She was so thrilled about it because she would be home more to keep me company. Lately she gets pretty irritated with me because she says I make too much noise. Maybe I am more vocal than before, but I thought she could use the company while she works. I would like having her home much more if she didn’t yell at me a lot. What should I do about this?
Ruffy
Dear Ruffy,
There are several possible reasons why you became Chatty Catty since your human is home more. I wonder, though, if this is a new behavior to keep your human company or if you always were a talker but no one was around to hear you. In either case, your human should pay close attention to your conversations and at the same time, you should not always expect her to know what you are talking about.
Most cats will talk some, but Siamese are known to talk more than most. It is one of their most beloved traits. Depending on intensity and frequency, it can be one of their most irritating traits as well. Your human mom likely has to concentrate on the work she is doing in her new job which may tend to make your cat-speak a little more on the irritating side of the scale. However, she would do well to take a little time to consider why you are suddenly more vocal.
Your human should first analyze the situation carefully and make sure all your needs are met. Do you have food and water in the proper bowls? Is the littler box clean? Are you just lonely and want attention or are you reacting to the sudden change in routine around your home. After looking into the situation and finding you are well cared for, she might want to consider whether or not you are in some physical distress and are covering up with small talk. If that is the case, it would be wise take you for a visit with your veterinarian.
After all is carefully scrutinized, your needs are met and health is fine, the #1 rule for dealing with a mouthy cat is to ignore the chatter. Recommendations from the San Francisco SPCA Cat Behavior Department are:
- Ignore your behavior until you are quiet and then pour on the love.
- Be patient.
- Do not scold – that will just encourage you.
- Do not reward – that will just encourage you more.
- Set up a designated time out from work and schedule play time.
- Recognize this new habit may take a long time to reverse itself.
- Be patient.
Worst case scenario, dear Ruffy, is that your human mom might have to recognize your behavior is not likely to change. A good alternative in this situation is to move her “at home” office to a location away from the constant interruption you have to offer. Peace for all!
Your friend,
Fisher
published in tbt Tampa Bay
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