Cards and Letters

As a definite happy-go-blogging cat, my life has taken another turn. My column is now appearing in print and online newspapers. This is major for me, and it is such a pleasure to join the world of community newspapers where we can all connect. 

My blog format is changing a little – back to my original plan of having you critters write in with your issues. I will still have room for stories and photos and probably add some favorite videos and pix. Oh, and also if you have an event coming up, by all means WRITE! askfisher@gmail.com We are all a travelin’ bunch these days, so you never know who from Florida may end up in Iowa to take in your event. Isn’t life grand?

New set of rules for condo livingGoofy pix

Dear Fisher,

I live with my people in a nice home with a great big yard. Last weekend my people left town for a few days and I was sent to stay with some cat’s people in their condo. At home I hear noises and I bark. In the condo, it seemed to make the people nervous. The people were always nice to me and I know they really liked me, but I need to know what condo rules are in case I get invited back there some day.

Goofy

Dear Goofy,

Before I say anything else, I want to commend you for being polite enough to even ask about condo rules for dogs. Not all dogs would think of that. Since I am also a condo dweller, I can tell you that barking inside the condo is not a good idea. When you visit again and get to know the area, you will not feel quite so anxious about all the noises outside. When they take you to the park, feel free to bark, but not at another dog. It is probably his “back yard” and that would be impolite. Just wait until you and your handler are off to yourselves and let out a hearty bark. I am thinking that will give you a good barking fix for awhile and no one will get too nervous about what the neighbors might think.

Your friend, Fisher

Getting attention at dinner time means concentration, discipline, patience

Dear Fisher,

A few weeks ago, I became the product of a broken home. My housemate, Boots, went with one human and I am with the other. What a mess! It is sad and confusing. But now, it has gotten worse.I am very hungry! Boots always did the complaining and keeping track of dinnertime. For so long, I never had to say a word. I don’t even know where to start. I never knew it, but I am shy and self-conscious about making a lot of racket. It isn’t my nature. So now, the human forgets to feed me. Yeow! What should I do?

Samantha

Dear Samantha,

I am not too mouthy either, and I have the most success getting what I want by using mind control – oh yes – we all have it! Here’s how it works:Sit in front of your food dish and posture yourself so your head is halfway down to the point where you would start eating. Stare at your bowl. Try not to move anything and by all means, do not feel self-conscious. The longest I have ever had to hold the position was 4 minutes and 17 seconds. (I could do that because I wasn’t actually starving – you aren’t actually starving, are you?)Your brain waves are at work signaling “something” is different. You will be noticed and you will be fed. Repeat as needed, not to exceed twice a day for two weeks. If you don’t get results in that time, please write back and we will work on a new solution.

Your friend, Fisher

Send me questions to askfisher@gmail.com. Make sure to attach a picture with your question. I look forward to hearing from you.